Last night I was sitting on the floor reading a book while the kids played. Then Kaeta walked up to me with a big smile and said,
“Daddy, you could be a princess! Princess Daddy.”
I stared at her, not knowing how to respond. Then she pulled out a little red plastic triangle, balanced it on my head, and said,
“Here’s your crown!”
So anyway, that was cute, but if any of you refer to me as “Her Highness,” I will be forced to go into my room and cry into my Sleeping Beauty pillow. Er, I mean, do a bunch of pushups and karate kicks.