MS Paint Commissioned Art

Kaeta just commissioned the following work of art, created in Microsoft Paint: She sat on my lap and told me what to draw (and what colors to use). The green thing in his hand is supposed to be a spoon, and he’s drinking tea (from a purple teapot, no less). I asked her what this […]

Things that “are a delicacy”

It struck me today that saying something is a delicacy is just another way of saying “this is gross, eat it!”  Here’s a list of things that are a delicacy, according to Google: Gingernuts Giant Spiders Grasshoppers Fetus Potato Pancakes urinal cakes cheese fries Pikmin cupcakes fish eggs my virgin tears intestines Now I’m hungry!