It is a matter of public record that I am addicted to sunflower seeds, particularly Planter's. Which explains why I was searching for a way to buy them in bulk and found this:
The unit price is printed RIGHT ON THE BAG, people. Sheesh. Just 'cause I (so desperately) need my seed fix doesn't mean I'm going to renounce capitalism and join a seed cult under Mr. Peanut's charismatic leadership. Although I am mesmerized by his monocle.