- A cell phone. Placed on top of the couch to keep out of reach of baby. Fell on me.
- A small pumpkin. Same deal as the cell phone.
- A singing robot dog. Flung into face (while asleep, mind you!) by baby. It was singing “Do Your Ears Hang Low?” at maximum volume (I’ve learned to sleep through a lot this year).
- Magnetic cookies. This is some kind of toy. It does not belong in Daddy’s face.
I love being a dad!