This is too weird. This morning I was listening to the radio, and one of the DJs made the claim that you see a cow every day. He said it could be a real cow or a picture of a cow, but you will definitely see one.
I thought this was ridiculous — where, I thought, would I see a cow today? The DJ was still talking about it and I was still being incredulous when I turned a corner and saw a pink flying cartoon cow holding a cell phone on the side of a Red Bull van. Perfect timing.
So, did you see a cow today?
I see no cows, ever.
Bovine-Blind, I am.