{"id":308,"date":"2009-04-04T19:38:37","date_gmt":"2009-04-05T01:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/?p=308"},"modified":"2009-04-04T19:38:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-05T01:38:37","slug":"ms-paint-commissioned-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/04\/ms-paint-commissioned-art\/","title":{"rendered":"MS Paint Commissioned Art"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kaeta just commissioned the following work of art, created in Microsoft Paint:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/images\/mspaint_commission1.PNG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She sat on my lap and told me what to draw (and what colors to use).  The green thing in his hand is supposed to be a spoon, and he&#8217;s drinking tea (from a purple teapot, no less).  I asked her what this guy&#8217;s name is, and she said, &#8220;Calvary X!&#8221;  Okay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaeta just commissioned the following work of art, created in Microsoft Paint: She sat on my lap and told me what to draw (and what colors to use). The green thing in his hand is supposed to be a spoon, and he&#8217;s drinking tea (from a purple teapot, no less). I asked her what this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thekurths.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}